The Big Bang Theory Sheldon Quotes

The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory

Does anyone else love this? You may appreciate some of these Sheldon Cooper quotes!

Bazinga!

I’m not insane, my mother had me tested!

Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don’t want tea.
Sheldon: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It’s a conversation starter.
Leonard: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men?
Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men.

Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch

Sheldon: Hello, Amy Farrah Fowler. I’m sorry to inform you that you’ve been taken in by unsupportable mathematics designed to prey upon the gullible and the lonely. Additionally, I am being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
Amy: If that was slang, I’m unfamiliar with it. If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.
Sheldon: As a native Texan, I must say that I’ve never heard the phrase “yee haw” used in quite that context.
Penny: Oh God.
Sheldon: “Oh God.” That I’ve heard on multiple occasions.

Sheldon: Enjoy the accolades now, Wil Wheaton. But like your time on Star Trek: The Next Generation, your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.

Leonard: What were you doing at Penny’s?
Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you’ll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of “friends with benefits”

Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdgI1pwFHb0

Sorry the buggers won’t let me post it here, it’s the top 5 Sheldon moments!

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Hackers on smack

Cricket Paralysis Virus 2

I recently realised how easy it is for a piece of malware or a virus to move into your computer and set up shop. I also realised that antivirus software does not automatically mean you are protected. My laptop got a small sniffle the other day, and my antivirus ESET completely ignored it, thanks to Malwarebytes I had it removed. But not before a lot of damage was done.
The malware/virus copied my FTP password to Russia (who know they cared about me) who used the password to infect wordpress files. Now I know these are dumb automated scripts and will grab any password, but when it comes close to home it gets personal. Thanks to @blacknight this is now resolved. I just wanted to make a few notes for those other unfortunate people who gets this so called Gumblar infection.

  • Backups: Although I had database backups, I was completely unaware that my web host did not automatically backup my files, apparently this is normal practice, it is up to you to run you own weekly backup.
  • Keep wordpress up to date – My wordpress was up to date, but many people ignore the update warnings – don’t.
  • Preempt those buggers.
  • I found a handy tool.
  • I learnt how to run a cron job backup – knowledgebase article.
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McNuggets for breakfast…?

A woman in Toledo, Ohio has been indicted for vandalism after going into a rage at a McDonald’s drive up window when employees refused to sell her McNuggets because it was breakfast time.

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