Cold!

Thu, Mar 15, 2007

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I am dying with a cold today – which has progressed from a slight sore troth on Monday, everyone seems to have it. So here is a Marketing joke to cheer us all up

Ever been stumped in Marketing Class? These should clear everything up. Fun
read.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic
in bed”.
That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and – pointing at you – says, “He’s fantastic in
bed”.

That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You get her telephone number off one of
her friends. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed”.

That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the
way, I’m fantastic in bed”.

That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “I
hear you’re fantastic in bed”.

That’s Brand Recognition.

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2 Responses to “Cold!”

  1. Phil Says:

    Someday – I will try them all. I’ve been told I would be good at marketing. Not so much towards the opposite sex. But maybe some day I will give it a shot

    Reply

  2. nightskyspy Says:

    that would be an interesting way of starting a conversation with a girl. I would be curious as to the reactions you would get.

    Reply

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