The Big Bang Theory

Does anyone else love this? You may appreciate some of these Sheldon Cooper quotes!

Bazinga!

I’m not insane, my mother had me tested!

Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don’t want tea.
Sheldon: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It’s a conversation starter.
Leonard: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men?
Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men.

Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch

Sheldon: Hello, Amy Farrah Fowler. I’m sorry to inform you that you’ve been taken in by unsupportable mathematics designed to prey upon the gullible and the lonely. Additionally, I am being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
Amy: If that was slang, I’m unfamiliar with it. If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.
Sheldon: As a native Texan, I must say that I’ve never heard the phrase “yee haw” used in quite that context.
Penny: Oh God.
Sheldon: “Oh God.” That I’ve heard on multiple occasions.

Sheldon: Enjoy the accolades now, Wil Wheaton. But like your time on Star Trek: The Next Generation, your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.

Leonard: What were you doing at Penny’s?
Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you’ll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of “friends with benefits”

Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdgI1pwFHb0

Sorry the buggers won’t let me post it here, it’s the top 5 Sheldon moments!

There is just something about this photo, that says, “we will look back and laugh. Don’t you agree. It’s all about 3D now, you blinked and missed HD!

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No sitting down please

 Ryanair’s marketing people are to be commended, this obviously hasn’t a leg to stand on (ahhhh a pun)

Ryanair Holdings may offer free flights to passengers willing to stand up during flights of less than 90 minutes, Sky News reported, citing chief executive Michael O’Leary.

Ryanair is asking Boeing about converting planes or delivering a new fleet with a section of “vertical seating”’ that would allow passengers to stand or to sit on bar stools similar to those in trains’ dining cars, Sky reported Mr O’Leary as saying in an interview.

Mr O’Leary said he got the idea from a similar concept that China’s Spring Airlines is reportedly looking at, Sky News said, adding that the airline said any move would have to be approved by the Irish Aviation Authority.

hee! hee!

• 400 Euro a day for a car park attendant
• A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday
• Before and after – a few drinks
• Had a bad day?

hee! hee!

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• Funny Cartoons
• The new Irish tax form
• Cats are funny
• Good luck on this lousy trip of yours

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US President’s New Blackberry

3. Press to play prerecorded “Love to, but this term’s no good” response to Senator McCain lunch request.
5. Push for hourly update on Michelle clothing expenditures.
8. Push to set automatic “Line no longer in service” response to incoming Hillary calls.
18. Push once to add another ten billion dollars to bailout plan.

Full explanation of all the buttons and the sources are: Here and here

Raw is set in a restaurant, which I passed a few times on Camden street, while under the impression that a new restaurant was opening soon, I just realised this was the outside set for the show.

Dissapointingly there only seems to be six episodes in the making, and you can watch them online also, once they have aired on RTE 2.

Jojo’s life is Raw, the thriving Dublin restaurant where she works as a commis chef.  In this kitchen, Jojo has finally found the perfect outlet for all her pent up energy – she loves the camaraderie and the intense adrenaline buzz of life in a restaurant and, most of all, working there has awakened her passion for food and cooking. It’s not perfect of course – Tanya, the restaurant manager is constantly stressed, and always on Jojo’s case, while Tanya’s husband and head chef Mal, is a wayward genius, with the emphasis heavily on the wayward.  Sous chef Geoff is Australian, gay and, during a service, without doubt the hardest taskmaster Jojo has ever worked for.  But she gets on with virtually all the staff – Pavel, the shy Czech waiter, even Tiny the huge, silent African kitchen porter.  And then there’s her best friend and housemate Bobby – Raw’s head barman and Dublin’s chief womaniser, who now seems to be falling for student waitress Rebecca.  But what Jojo can’t figure out, or doesn’t want to think about, is why the thought of Bobby and Rebecca together bothers her so much.  Into this mix arrives Shane, Jojo’s older and supposedly more sensible brother looking to her to sort him out.

And I love this report from the Independent

Full-frontal nudity, gay sex scenes and lesbian kisses now seem to go over the head of the Irish public — with both the Broadcasting Commissioner of Ireland and RTE saying they have had no complaints about the “soft porn” opening scene of a 9.30pm drama, Raw

Its pretty funny and very enjoyable from what I have seen, although at times, I do feel a little insulted at his jibes of the Irish language, but its all in the name of the ‘craic’. What makes it more interesting is that as he arrived in Ireland in his teens, having lived in NYC previously, he did not lean Irish in school so its a new process to him, and a somewhat rediscovery of what it means to be Irish, he also investigates why so many Irish second level students resist learning Irish so much, inferring that the Irish curriculum
may be to blame.

A show to watch out for. You can watch it online also on RTE Live.

Update
Check out this episode
with the FemBots

I am really pissed off about this, I don’t mind the ad too much, as we are all getting used to being spammed to hell, but putting my phone number on the end is just too much! So I mailed them about it.

To be fair to Vodafone Ireland, I have always found them very helpful and great mobile phone provider, but this boiled my blood a bit too much…

Here is the ad BTW

Dear Vodafone,
I noticed that you have started sending advertisements with MMS Picture messages, this is surly not permitted!

I use my phone to send picture messages to my website. However today I noticed that you have also sent an ad, which INCLUDED MY PHONE NUMBER.

What I am most annoyed with is the fact you sent my phone number with this MMS, and also you sent an additional promotional image. I would have appreciated it if you advised me you were doing this!

Please see the information you send with my message.
“A Vodafone Video/Picture message for you

You have been sent a message from Vodafone mobile +353 87*BEEP*

REPLY FOR FREEYou can reply for Free to this message once until 21/04/05. Max. reply length 1000 characters.

I have been a customer of Vodafones since Eircell began, and I have never noticed such a disregard towards the freedom of information act

Regards

John Michael Ryan

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I never warmed to it, and i don’t really consider it Star Trek, it could have been good, if it was built on a good idea, but it fell in on itself really. Although i did enjoy the Pilot..

UPN and Paramount Network Television have jointly announced that this will be the final season of Star Trek: Enterprise on UPN. [Production will continue until the end of this season, which will finish shooting in March.] The series finale will air on Friday, May 13, 2005.

“Star Trek has been an important part of UPN’s history, and Enterprise has carried on the tradition of its predecessors with great distinction,” said Dawn Ostroff, President, Entertainment, UPN. “We’d like to thank Rick Berman, Brannon Braga and an incredibly talented cast for creating an engaging, new dimension to the Star Trek universe on UPN, and we look forward to working with them, and our partners at Paramount Network Television, on a send-off that salutes its contributions to The Network and satisfies its loyal viewers.”

David Stapf, President of Paramount Network Television, said, “The creators, stars and crew of Star Trek: Enterprise ambitiously and proudly upheld the fine traditions of the Star Trek franchise. We are grateful for their contributions to the legacy of Trek and commend them on completing nearly 100 exciting, dramatic and visually stunning episodes. All of us at Paramount warmly bid goodbye to Enterprise, and we all look forward to a new chapter of this enduring franchise in the future.”

A prequel to the original “Star Trek” series, STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE premiered on UPN on Sept. 26, 2001, and aired for its first three seasons on Wednesdays (8:00-9:00PM, ET/PT). On Oct. 8, 2004, STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE moved into its current time on Fridays (8:00-9:00PM, ET/PT). Through its four-year run, STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE produced a total of 98 episodes and earned four Emmy Awards.