It looks a little something like this

US President’s New Blackberry

3. Press to play prerecorded “Love to, but this term’s no good” response to Senator McCain lunch request.
5. Push for hourly update on Michelle clothing expenditures.
8. Push to set automatic “Line no longer in service” response to incoming Hillary calls.
18. Push once to add another ten billion dollars to bailout plan.

Full explanation of all the buttons and the sources are: Here and here